AuntConnie has jumped the JWN shark.
Think About It
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BADGES COMING TO LOCAL KINGDOM HALLS, FINALLY RESPECT I DESERVE!
by AuntConnie inbadges are coming to distinguish real christian effort!
1. badges: i want my badge to be different from the other brothers and sisters badges coming!
the society has realized they can't live without us and now they are giving us a little something extra ,it's going to be a blast!
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Why Are District Conventions Becoming Shorter?
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Think About It
Compared with the sixties when DCs began on a Sunday and finished on the foloowing Sunday, three sessions a day until 9PM
That should be a test for all these new JW anointed wannabes.......have them sit through an 8 day DC, and if they can do it, then they are anointed.
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Why Are District Conventions Becoming Shorter?
by Quendi in[if gte mso 9]><xml> <o:officedocumentsettings> <o:allowpng /> </o:officedocumentsettings> </xml><![endif].
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Think About It
Why are District Conventions becoming shorter now?
Because Jehovah Witnesses have evolved to where they can become completely bored out of their mind in only 3 days now.
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The "Pop-In"
by Mr. Falcon inso last night the wife is working, the kids are getting ready for bed and i'm watching futurama.
doorbell rings.
now it's dark, snowing and i live on a back road, so it's very odd to have a visitor.
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We had a family pop in on us before when I was watching TV at night on the couch in tee shirt & underwear. The front door was right there, and next thing you know the family is walking into my living room. I had a spread to cover me, and think they had no idea I was sitting there talking to them in my briefs.
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Think About It
The Organization says, those that leave, are self centered lovers of pleasures rather than lovers of God.
That may be the only thing they ever got right.
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Not until a couple of years later, but.........Oh yeah.
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The "Pop-In"
by Mr. Falcon inso last night the wife is working, the kids are getting ready for bed and i'm watching futurama.
doorbell rings.
now it's dark, snowing and i live on a back road, so it's very odd to have a visitor.
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Think About It
Oh yes......the JW elder pop in. Designed to (1) have a captive at home audience, (2) re-enforce the authority of the elders, (3) catch you in the act of some JW sin, or give them an opportunity to look around your yard or house for something WTS questionable, (4) slim chance a person is actually encouraged by this elder pop in visit.
What a creepy bat-shit crazy cult.
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My Mother Passed
by Roberta804 inthank you for all of your support durning the two difficult weeks my mother was on her death bed.
last night at 10:30pm she breath her last with my sister and i by her side.
this is a real end of an era for me as i have known little these past 8 years other than taking care of my parents.
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So sorry dear.
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Are you DF'd? Share the weirdness, I'll start.....
by Pickler inso i started a reply on the topic of "what's your status?
" and it made me think about my df hearing (sorry i can't remember the exact term for what happened).. so i was fading, living in a different country, working & making rare appearances at my kingdom hall.
i was flat sharing with a sister though.
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Think About It
When I was a young man I was out of the JW's when my 18 yo JW girlfriend got DF'd for fornication with me. The head elder of her JC was a married elder in his late 20's or early 30's. This guy was as pompous as they come, and thought he was hot shit. She was stalked, and in the JC meeting she was asked all the juicy details about our sex. Later this same elder got DF'd when it was found out he was having an affair with another elder's wife, and he got busted screwing prositutes during his work break. I always thought he had the hots for my girl friend who later became my wife.
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Are all Governing Body members anointed?
by Guest with Questions ini am doing a project and really can't find confirmation on line that all 8(?
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would greatly appreciate it..
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Think About It
Only anointed by their own ambition to be on the Governing Body of Jehovah's Witnesses.